Denna har jag skrivit själv.

(boy calls his best friend) boy: hi, I just broke up with my girlfriend. (hmm) she was so strange. best friend: why was she strange ? boy: because she just kept asking me where I were all the time. best friend: so you broke up with her because she cared about you so nothing would happen to you ? boy: and she was jealous all the time when I talked to other girls. best friend: so you broke up because she didn't wanted to lose you ? boy: and she took hours to get ready. best friend: so you broke up because she just wanted your eyes on her ? boy: and she .. best friend: no don't say anything more. because. you broke up because she was to good for you, that she only wanted you and because she loved you. that's why you broke her heart.